Why I Love Berkeley
June 30th, 2008
1. The Tree-Sitters at UC Berkeley Oak Grove. I am going to be the Lady of the Grove, and I am the Guardian Angel of Berkeley. I’ve read the news, at the Berkeley Daily Planet on-line, that the UC Police and hired thug-arborists have been making it very difficult for the Tree People to get adequate food, water, and other supplies. Remember Julia Butterfly Hill? She’s famous as The Woman Who Sat in a Tree for about 2 years.
UPDATE: the UC Police have finally acquired some humanity, and are now delivering food and water to the 7 remaining Tree Sitter.
2. CodePINK. They’ve been working very hard to drive the Marines out of Berkeley. You know the Marines? Two of their “few, proud, brave men” were caught on video, throwing a puppy over a cliff in Iraq. And you know how absolutely angry and pissed-off Americans can be at those people cruel enough to kill baby domestic pets. They wish them all kinds of cruel and unusual punishment. What’s amazingly stupid is when they wish to do violence against those people who do violence to animals. Whatever happened to Save The Humans? Oh. And we might as well Do Good Things to Republicans. (This coming from a proud Berkeley Liberal). Well, Breasts Not Bombs is a group of women, who have been baring their breasts in protest against the War on Iraq. I hope to Jesus that the Iraqis are hearing about this. Seriously!
3. All those independent bookstores and also the funky little restaurants and cafes. I particularly remember Long Life Veggie House. Where you could get a vegetarian Chinese lunch for under $5. Great food. Fast and courteous service! At least, that was the going price for many years, and still true when I moved from Berkeley to Mt. Shasta in December of 2007, after God told me to do so. I’m very glad I did.
4. The fact that the City of Berkeley put up with my public yelling for so many years. (Well, just barely tolerated it.) This, after I took myself off of the psychiatric medications. If nothing else, I owe the City of Berkeley a big, huge, freakin’ Living Amends. It was the Trees themselves, who finally told me that people found my bouts of public yelling very annoying at best, and utterly terrifying at worst. Then I got the Brilliant Idea to “act like a normal person”. As we all know, “normal people” don’t scream in public. Unless they come across a dead, bleeding body. Which has been happening more often in South Berkeley, as well as Oakland, Richmond, and the seedier parts of SF. (My God!) It took me quite a bit of practice to learn how to “act as if I were a normal person” (as opposed to a complete nutcase), but I’ve finally mastered it. Just like learning to play a musical instrument. Constant practice. Never quitting, even when I “slip” back into old, undesired habits.
5. It’s proximity to San Francisco, the Sex Capitol of the Universe. Along with the Berkeley “Good Vibrations” sex shop. Where you can take classes on everything from how to give great oral sex to men or women, to how to do Safe, Sane, and Consensual BDSM, and yes, even Ethical Polyamory. The sex toys, erotic books, and videos are all amazing. You can even rent good porn movies there for cheap! And all those wild SF parties are only a BART ride away. Caution: BART stops running at midnight, and MUNI buses are not for the faint of heart. That said, there are some very openly gay, kinky, polyamorous, (or better still, all three!) people and groups, events, or clubs in San Francisco. “Play Party” is their term for “orgy”. Well, an orgy with some basic rules for the guests’ comfort, safety, and well-being.
6. Its innovations. CodePINK was born in Berkeley, I believe. The Free Speech movement has a proud history there. The same area of land that gave birth to the Atom Bomb, gave birth to me about 2 decades later. Both promise to have a BIG impact, but I trust my big impact is far, far more beneficial!!
7. Berkeley’s sense of humor. Berkeley is the kind of city, which the rest of the country loves to laugh at (while drowning in terminal holier-than-thou), and then emulate. I don’t think this is lost on Berkeley. My Dad has made his dim view of the Berkeley City Council and other Powers That Be quite evident to me. I just shrug it off. Being perfect is hard, if not impossible. Ask any saint. Ask any criminal. Ask any person.
8. The fact that Berkeley is not afraid to be stubborn. Even to the point of absurdity. Berkeley takes itself very seriously, and I’m glad of that. I share many of the same qualities as Berkeley. My Mom lives there. It’s her soul’s home, and my soul’s home, along with Mt. Shasta.
9. Berkeley is very kind to the homeless and the disabled. I’ll bet you anything that the hoards of proud, persistent disabled people who descend on Sacramento each year to fight for their share of the CA State Budget Pie, hail from Berkeley and its environs. After all, the Creative Living Center is in Berkeley, and Adelle Lemon is its founder, and she’s an old friend of mine. Affectionately termed “C.L.C.”, it was a community of friends for me and many other people who were otherwise rejected or misunderstood by larger society. People who committed no crimes, did nothing anti-social, and were not dangerous, drunk, or stoned. Those labeled “mentally disabled”.
OK. I’m going to brag here. Bear with me.
I’m very intelligent. I write, speak, and read very well. I’m full of very interesting facts about a wide variety of subjects. And I have an infinite capacity for sexual enjoyment, despite all the outward celibacy and inward lust with which I have to cope.
I’m wondering if people look at me and think, “Why doesn’t she work or make money? Why isn’t she married? Why didn’t she finish college? Why doesn’t she have a sex life?”
It’s not easy being a Saint in the City. I know, because I still have faults. I wolf-whistle women and men sometimes, and it’s probably a personal habit I should stop.
Yet, I wonder if it’s possible to blot out all our many imperfections as humans? Would we the people be less interesting without our many flaws and foibles? This strikes me as being on the same level as “is it possible to wipe out all evil from the face of this planet?” (And it occurs to me, “what would we do with ourselves, then? Reinvent life?”)
People who trash Berkeley with insults and put-downs, make great inspiration for really rude jokes. Ha, ha…. This is far more colorful than me mouthing, “I forgive those people who put down Berkeley, because I get great sex and lots of money in return!”
